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People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

  • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  • --
  • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet: That was dumb of you
  • --
  • Romeo: We should get married right now
  • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet: Sure, fine.
  • --
  • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo: Right.
  • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  • --
  • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet: For fucks sake.


the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again


"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

The chronicles of biffle and I

Imagine if.

Say you had this friend who you recently started having sleepovers with. And say this friend has parents who you knew before you knew him. And say they just happen to be kinda like your teachers and you still sort of work with them a couple times a week. Say one of those parents knows about your sleepovers but the other doesn’t. Which is cool because who wants that, right? Then say on your car ride to your friends house you jinx yourseld by imagining the other parent is awake and you might just see him and die. Well.. and then it happens. Then say this parent is the kind of person who is usually not home at 7:20am so when you wake up and decide you need to go pee you don’t even think twice about it. You go pee, you come out, and there he is. In his towel (stil wet from his shower) looking like he just saw a ghost. And you realize your face looks like that too. And uhm.. then he asks you how you are as he’s speed walking away.. and you say great (why would you do that, idiot.) And ask about him.. and he says so too..

But it doesn’t end there. You have to see him in exactly one hour. You come into work and decide to act like nothing happened
You: morning
Him: morning
(You can’t figure out if he’s upset so you decide to up the cuteness)
You: did you miss me?
Him: what, since I saw you this morning when I was half naked?

Good thing that did nooooot happen to me, also pretty great how I don’t have to be scarred by that for the rest of my life, and even more amazing how I don’t want to die just thinking about it.
Because you know… that would never happen to me. At all.