the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
you have my attention
“Don’t you get it? I broke my rules for you and then you broke my heart.”
– Midnight thoughts (what’s wrong with us)
"all gays will go to hell"
oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god
One of the BEST lines of the season.
Say you had this friend who you recently started having sleepovers with. And say this friend has parents who you knew before you knew him. And say they just happen to be kinda like your teachers and you still sort of work with them a couple times a week. Say one of those parents knows about your sleepovers but the other doesn’t. Which is cool because who wants that, right? Then say on your car ride to your friends house you jinx yourseld by imagining the other parent is awake and you might just see him and die. Well.. and then it happens. Then say this parent is the kind of person who is usually not home at 7:20am so when you wake up and decide you need to go pee you don’t even think twice about it. You go pee, you come out, and there he is. In his towel (stil wet from his shower) looking like he just saw a ghost. And you realize your face looks like that too. And uhm.. then he asks you how you are as he’s speed walking away.. and you say great (why would you do that, idiot.) And ask about him.. and he says so too..
But it doesn’t end there. You have to see him in exactly one hour. You come into work and decide to act like nothing happened
(You can’t figure out if he’s upset so you decide to up the cuteness)
You: did you miss me?
Him: what, since I saw you this morning when I was half naked?
Good thing that did nooooot happen to me, also pretty great how I don’t have to be scarred by that for the rest of my life, and even more amazing how I don’t want to die just thinking about it.
Because you know… that would never happen to me. At all.